...and i got a ferzor*. my old ferzor* is, you know, old. it has breaks in the heads so every now and then i get cut from it. and it really doesn't cut my manly beard anymore. i could've just bought new heads, but why, when a whole new ferzor* is the same price, and now THEY'RE CORDLESS!! ain't technology grand?
*you know it's called a razor. i know it's called a razor. but kids don't know what it's called, and they call it what it sounds like....ferrrrrrrrrzzzzzzzzzzzrrrrrrr.