i'm forever listing stuff on EBAY.
it gets boring after a while, so sometimes i attempt humor in the listings. mostly it backfires, and i get tons of questions from around the world.
"what did you mean by better than your grandma's chilli?"
"i've never heard of stiff sprint-tastic handlebars, vas is das?"
"what do you mean by hefty?"
sometimes, it's just best to give a boring description and call it a day.