Monday, November 26, 2007


dad! dad! never mind that i need to get some clothes on! did you see the new dodge challenger?? didja?? that thing is the coolest! it's cooler than any of those old clunky mustang's that your friend dan calls roach cars. and it's waaaaaay cooler than the manhood sapping soccer mom station wagon that you've been driving! you gonna get a challenger dad? huh, dad?
great. another thing i won't be getting because my kids need to go to college.........

1 comment:

Dan Schmatz said...

I will in no way pick on you if you buy that car. (unless you pay sticker) I will however insist that you provide my senses with a gigantic smokey burnout the first time I see you in it. (I will ver give you some rubber compensation cash)