eok: g'night, rosco.
rpc: g'night, eli.
rpc: yes, eli?
eok: will you cuddle up next to me? i'm really cold.
rpc: uh, i kind of need my space, kid.
eok: i promise not to pull your hair.
rpc: you said that last time.
rpc: what is it, kid?
eok: will you change my diaper before we go to sleep? i'm kinda wet here.
rpc: mom and dad are better at that stuff, kid. it has something to do with opposable thumbs.
rpc: what? what do you want now? can't you see i'm trying to sleep here?