shopping in a department store is a big adventure for a little guy. everything is a potential bonanza of wonder and intrigue. here, women's clothing becomes a great disguise.
posing as an affluent shopper looking for expensive watches is another great game. wearing sunglasses can fool the sales lady into thinking you've got some real money, like a movie star or something.
of course, wearing sunglasses can also serve as a disguise when checking out the women's undergarments, too. probably should wait a few years on that one, big guy. trust me.