dad, i'm soooo excited about the halloween party at preschool today! i'm just giddy!
did you hear me? did you hear me, dad? i'm pumped, totally pumped! beefcake!
ok, i'm going in. never mind the work boots...you never know when spiderman might have to drive a front loader or backhoe. c'mon!
i just think it's so hot that i'm surrounded by all of the hot chicks in costumes. they all love me.
ok, seriously. i need to find some crime to fight. or snacks. whichever.
uh huh, uh huh, i'm strutting my stuff. see the girl dressed like a princess? she loves her some eli spidey. she's diggin' the work boots.