Out in the wild, you may experience the ELI-Chameleonis. This somewhat quirky beast can be found riding bicycles, under cars, in workout gyms, and even fixing flats at the local cycling shoppe. Usually young and feisty, one should be cautious when approaching. Especially when the Chameleonis has chosen a prison jump suit as camouflage.
We caught this particularly onery example at a local cycling shoppe. The beast had chosen to represent the Man of Steel (helmet on correctly), obviously to catch us off guard and rattle our constitutions. But fear not. We were able to photograph and document his appearance and behavior despite the dangers. If you should come across this one in your neighborhood, take heed our warnings: do not ask him about the price of Premium.
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