Morning, Noon, or Night - A Hound Dog's Day

Let's say you get up in the morning and you're feeling, well.... a little sassy.  You might just want to find a big sponge and chew it up into hundreds of little pieces.  Just thinking out loud here.

Which will leave you a bit knackered. Chewing up sponges is hard work.  And the scolding you get for it will probably have you taking a hard nap right in the middle of the floor.

Fully energized, there is no reason to think that the hanger isn't a perfectly good toy.  On the contrary, the hanger is almost taunting you, nay, challenging you to a fight!  Naturally, you oblige.  

After going 0-1 with the hanger, good money says that you'll need to recharge the batteries again, and hopefully gain access to Dad's spot. Check that box right here.

Later in the day, fresh after other destructive ventures, it's inevitable that the teenager in the house wants a piece of you. You'll have fend off his advances, using all of your skills and savvy to outwit him.  Under the bed is a good choice, although you probably miscalculated his ability to find you there, too.

 A day of massive successes and massive failures can leave a hound dog really, really tired.  You'll need to stretch out those big, goofy legs on something soft.  Hopefully after you've had a good bath.  But probably not.