Back At Ya, AARP

 Truth be told, I've been getting AARP applications in the mail for a couple of years.  I actually blew them off as mistakes at first, given that I still get mail for my Mom at my address.  As their frequency increased, I had no choice but to accept that I was approaching AARP's prime hunting grounds:  the 50+ crowd.  Today was the first time since turning 50 that I opened one...one that said "Happy Birthday" on the envelope.  Well, thanks a ton, AARP.  That's so thoughtful of you.  I emailed them a very thoughtful "Thank You" note................

Thanks for the Birthday wishes, AARP.  I'm doing fine, not close to death yet.