HI!

mrs k: how come you never put me in the blog?
me: let me take your picture and you'll be in there.
mrs k: i don't like to have my picture taken.
me: well, i like to have photos with my stories. it's more personal. i'd put you in more if you let me take more pictures.
mrs k: (pause) i don't understand why i'm never in the blog.
me: sigh.