i kid you not

having not shaved my legs since october, it was not a job for a schick. it was a job for electric clippers.

the majority of this pile of hair came from my legs. but, you know, you have the clippers going, there's excess hair, before you know it, there's a pile of hair the size of a large rodent on the floor.

you hairless people out there don't know how good you've got it.