Friday, July 30, 2010
i feel anger and resentment toward the mole
a mole has brought destruction upon portions of my yard. perhaps more than one mole. bill, my trusty old neighbor, has caught and disposed of a very healthy mole. hopefully, that was the only one. if they travel in packs, i may have more yard carnage. then, i will have to take out my anger and resentment on the mole myself. as much as i hate the thought of killing one of these wretched little creatures myself, a man's gotta do what a man's....you know the rest.
Tuesday, July 27, 2010
sent away for DNA analysis and cloning
the big kids in the big apple
Tuesday, July 20, 2010
the soothing highroad hat

last night when i went to check on him before i went to bed, i saw this. he's wearing his highroad hat that bernhard eisel signed for him at the tour of missouri a couple of years ago. bernhard told eli to call him bernie. and he calls this his bernie hat.
hey, whatever makes him go to sleep, right?
Sunday, July 18, 2010
sad saturday



our hearts go out to katie and kevin, and the rest of the family.
Friday, July 16, 2010
fun and games at toys r us




finally, we had to drag eli out of there. i could have actually spent more time in this isle.
Tuesday, July 13, 2010
chiggers

chiggers suck. i cannot be any more eloquent when speaking about them.
i have a few chigger bites from sunday's mtb race. i don't really know of any time that i was around vegetation that would have let the little bast...er, bugs... get a hold of me. except when i took a digger on lap two.
i have a bite next to my right eye. a couple on my neck. one on my right forearm. one on my left man-breast. and two on my left shin. i'm pretty sure the mouth parts, as illustrated above, are responsible for my discomfort.
they are not so bad as to make me want to murder anyone. but, they are enough to make me want to commit genocide on the chigger population of missouri and surrounding states that i may venture into.
Tuesday, July 06, 2010
sleep is funny around here
Monday, July 05, 2010
eli getting the last of the pie
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